Thursday, January 28, 2010

0.1.0 First Things

Every day is an adventure when you follow the postulates of Brooklyn Engineering. Problems of great complexity can be overcome with intellect, imagination and brute force. This blog will explore problems (and their hacked together solutions) in the context of Bkngr. You'll get a nice glossing of issues such as, but not limited to:

* Workplace IT Problems
* MySQL and MSOffice Niceties
* Home Lighting Fixtures
* Bookshelf Structure Bearing Elements
* Enterprise Management Solutions
* Vegetable preparation
* Driving Directions
* Relationship Advice

and more!

There is no problem in your life that cannot be Brooklyn Engineered. Consider the following heuristics when approaching a problem with Brooklyn Engineering:

1) Your best guess is best

2) It works if it mostly works

3) Use tape.
3.1) If tape won't hold, use glue
3.1.1) If glue won't hold, use tape and glue
3.2) If tape and glue won't hold, use a Binder Clip
3.2.1) If tape and glue and a binder clip won't hold, use multiple binder clips
3.2.2) Use string
3.2.3) Use more string








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